The Original Backyard Baseball Characters, Ranked

These kids taught us more about life than we’ll ever know.

Joey Held

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Photo via The Classical

Humongous Entertainment existed from 1992 until 2006. During that time they made many, many games in the edutainment genre, helping kids with all sorts of developmental skills, like reading, writing, math, and science. HOWEVER, the most enduring relic from the company’s existence is its Backyard Sports series, particularly the first in the line, 1997’s Backyard Baseball.

I’m fairly certain I received my copy of Backyard Baseball in a box of Wheaties. It’s a fully playable game — you can take on a friend in versus mode, or put together a roster to go through a season. There are a ton of fun little nuances to the game, such as creative team names like the Mighty Melonheads or the classic schoolyard taunts like “we want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!”

Of course, the majority of the action takes place on the field. Though you can choose anyone right from the get-go, it quickly becomes apparent that certain players are better than others. Future iterations of Backyard Sports games allow you to pick athletes to play with the kids, but Backyard Baseball has none of that nonsense. I don’t want my nine-year-old kid playing with Barry Bonds. I want him playing with other nine-year-olds (yes, I know all of the professional…

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Joey Held

Writer, voice actor, podcast host of Good People, Cool Things and Sports R Dumb | And I have a book—you should read it! https://joeyheld.com/books